Sanoja: Kid Creole And The Coconuts. Endicott.

Endicott's up by 5 o'clock

Endicott's givin' it all he got

Endicott's job is six to nine but

Endicott's home by nine O five

Endicott helps to cook the steak

Endicott helps to wash the plates

Endicott puts the kids to bed

Endicott reads a book to them



(Why cant you be like Endicott?)



Endicott loves Tribena so

Endicott puts her on a pedestal

Endicott's wish is her command but

Endicott don't make no demands

Endicott's always back in time

Endicott's not the cheatin' kind

Endicott's full of compliment

Endicott's such a gentleman



(Why cant you be like Endicott?)



Cause I'm free

Free of any made-to-order liabilities

Thank God I'm free

Cos it's hard enough for me

to take care of me, oh-oh



Endicott's carryin' a heavy load but

Endicott never really ever moans

Endicott's not a wealthy guy but

Endicott pays the bills on time

Endicott's got ideas and plans

Endicott's what you call a real man

Endicott always will provide 'cause

Endicott is the family type



(Why cant you be like Endicott?)



Cause I'm free

Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea

Thank God I'm free

Driftin' all around just like a tumbleweed, oh-oh



Maybe I need someone

Someone who isn't undone

Maybe an older woman

Will tolerate me

Maybe that certain someone

Older and wiser woman

Maybe the perfect someone

To satisfy me



Endicott keeps his body clean

Endicott don't use nicotine

Endicott don't drink alcohol

Endicott use no drugs at all

Endicott don't eat any sweet

Endicott don't eat pig feet

Endicott's frame is mighty strong

Endicott make love hard and long



(Why cant you be like Endicott?)



Endicott loves Tribena so

Endicott walks her to the sto'

Endicott likes to hold her hand

Endicott's proud to be her man

Endicott stands for decency

Endicott means formality

Endicott's the epitome

Endicott stands for quality



Endicott

Endicott

Endicott

Endicott



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