Sanoja: Soundtrack Artists. Stud And A Babe.

Women 1
I sit here trying to impress and make this guy aw struck.
But every subject I address make me sound like such a shmuck.

Man 1
Its not that I can't be diverting, sometimes I can even thrill,
But I'd just be so much better at flirting, if i only had looks that kill.
If I were a stud.

Women 1
If I were a babe.

Man 1
The kind of guy girls love.

Women 1
The kind of girl guys crave.
My breasts would be rounder.

Man 1
My pex would asound her.

Women 1
My legs would be longer.

Man 1
My buns would be stronger.

Women 1
My locks would be flowing

Man 1
My chest hair would be showing.

Women 1
My hips would be slimmer.

Man 1
My butt would just simmer.

Both
Oh oh oh

Women 1
I'm gonna go up and seduce him.

Both
Oh oh oh

Man 1
She'll be begging me for more.

Both
Oh oh oh

Women 1
Yea tonight I'm gonna goose him.

Man 1
Tonight I'm gonna score yeah!
A stude

Women 1
A Babe

Man 1
She'll love.

Women 1
He'll crave

Both
Oh oh oh
If I were a....

(dialogue)

Man 1
Julie, I'm not stud.


Women 1
I'm not a babe.

Man 1
I'm not a guy girls love.

Women 1
Well, I'm not a girl guys crave.

Man 1
Really?

Women 1
I'm awkward and whiney

Man 1
My biceps are tiny

Women 1
I'm not to athletic

Man 1
My clothes are sinthetic

Women 1
My nails are all chewed off

Man 1
My hair is all glued on

Women 1
My hips are all gulpy

Man 1
Well mine are real lumpy

Both
Oh oh oh

Women 1
Every night I'm always snoring.

Both
Oh oh oh

Man 1
Yea my feet can really stink

Both
Oh oh oh

Women 1
Yea I'm homely and I'm boring

Man 1
Well let me buy you one more drink

Women 1
Yea

Man 1
No stud

Women 1
No babe

Man 1
I love

Women 1
I crave

Both
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh