You can torture me with Donnie and Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the
Once there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore And brought along his spraypaint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well,
I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passed
Well I heard that you're leavin' Gonna leave me far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind So I pulled your name
I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say? This is the life I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire
I met him in a swamp down in dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on